Wednesday 3 June 2009

Ryanair is horrible and other reasons not to fly

What is it about the man who owns Ryanair that makes me want to vomit every time he opens his mouth? Now it turns out he wants to tax passengers to pee so he can remove two toilets from his aeroplanes to make room for six extra passenger seats. Never mind the fact that when you queue for a toilet now on a plane, the cabin crew look poised to jump on you if you make any sudden moves that could be the beginning of a terrorist outrage at 35,000 ft.

A while ago, I vowed never to use this shyster airline because Lyin'air are so deceptive in their prices and destinations. eg. Fly to Oslo - well a two hour coach ride from Oslo. No thanks. Even though you've got to be the biggest airline in Europe, you make everyone who flies with you feel like a nuisance, with their bags and breathing.

More worryingly, I'm not getting on an Airbus 330, with their mysterious fly by wire computer software problems. I'd rather have a cable connecting the flight controls to the bits that make the plane dive than a computer. Computers crash, planes crash. That's it.

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